I miss Billy Mays.

Last night my passenger side mirror nailed the trash cans for the last time.
So, I did what I always do when something breaks: I called my brother. After a quick photo email exchange and discussion of adhesive options, I picked up some epoxy. They didn't have Mighty Putty, so I had to get another brand. I hoped Billy Mays wouldn't be too disappointed in me.

Within two hours I had the epoxy rolled out, smushed into my mirror, tweeter speaker removed, screws unscrewed...
...and I fixed it all by myself! I feel like a little kid who like, ties their own shoes for the first time or something. Success.